Faijul

shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small

"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"

Northfield

A rural town in the middle of New Hampshire that is mostly farmland. Residents spend a lot of time tending to crops and caring for their chickens and cows. Although separated from mainstream civilization, they tend to be amazing people.

person 1: What would be a good place to visit for vacation?
person 2: How about Northfield? I hear the people there are pretty quality.
person 1: Nah, I don't like farms.

Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

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