Amish Tan

When a man with a beard gets a tan during the summer and then shaves their beard off leaving a distinct pale area where the beard was located.

Check out the Amish Tan on that guy, his face looks like a monkey's butt.

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Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25

Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.

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