donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

17👍 10👎

flying douchebag

A douchebag that can fly.

That is a flying douchebag.

71👍 49👎

Draffler

a monkey that hates the word cheese and freaks out and attacks the rules of hooray!!!

draffler kill monkeys

shred the orange

When you shred an orange.

Shread the orange, bitch.

5👍 19👎

judge judy

A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.

I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!

40👍 118👎

mah

Mah is a word generally used only in convorsation to imply something that makes you feel an emotion that is not good. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, you name it. Usually a simple "mad" or "sad" or anything else is simply not enough to impress those bums who like odd words. Thus the use of MAH! It is ALSO a secret code that can stand for Mad At Hector that can be useful when you are in a chat room...

I can't stand horror movies they make me all MAH!
OR
God hector pisses me off MAH!
OR
We lost our watermellon spitting contest, i feel mah.

2👍 10👎

can I get a piece

Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)

Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?

1👍 5👎