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prostature

The stature when holds in regards to the condition of their prostate.

Do you think he'd steal my girl if we became friends?
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.

by flexydevil October 24, 2022


oralchimaru

When instead of taking blood from Mortals like a decent God-fearing vampire you got to get your tongue all involved in that business.

Dude didn't even finish him off. Gave him an oralchimaru, probably lurkin. Oh he dead. Nevermind. let's go. Let's Go!

by flexydevil October 24, 2022


Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

by flexydevil May 8, 2023


Goff

Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.

Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.

by flexydevil April 28, 2023


Potatotarian

Like a vegetarian but you only eat potato's.

Bob isn't looking so good...

He dropped his meat and became a potatotarian.

by flexydevil May 1, 2023


Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023


Junkankle

It hasn't quite healed up. the ankle I mean. It's a messed up ankle that isn't bad enough to visit a hospital over but doesn't seem to be healing either.

Are you going to work? You need to get up.

Sorry, the junkankle's been acting up.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023