Jamestown

This island is the best in Rhode Island. Its a mile wide, and 9 miles long, but there's a whole lotta stuff to do on this island. Most kids learn to skate, because we have a sick skate park by the school, and tons of hills to bomb on longboards. At least half of the kids here grow up to become pot heads in their teens, and a popular place to smoke is the cliff on the golf course over by the newport bridge. If you want to buy pot, all you have to do is show up at the skate park any time after noon. When we finally graduate 8th grade, we go to north kingstown for high school, which is an appropriate name, because when us "Jamestoners" show up there, we spread the wealth of mary jane. Most of us are three times as cool as all the nk kids.They will all quickly try as hard as they can to get a friend from J-town so they can brag to their other nk friends that they're a Jamestownie, which is a more verbose method of saying, "Im a poser!!" It's too bad that the skate park gets suckily graffitied, but not by Jamestowners, because we care about our skate park. ITS THOSE FRIGGIN JAMESTOWNIES!!! posers.

uummm... Jamestown is a rich place, where even the crappiest of houses sell for 2 mil.

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