U2

The best band in the world.

The light at the end of the tunnel of obscene, shitty newage rap-punk-pop-mtv douche.

The band plays with a passion for the music and they actually have talent, unlike most of today's artists who care more about the bing-bing and the drugs.

After 20 years, they're still incredibly popular and still damn good. Right up there with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, you can't beat U2.

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best effort

What you hope is never said in reference to oneself after age 8.

"Oh, that's ok, it was your best effort."

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Ya fucking retard.
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Drillbit Taylor

When two guys scissor together and a female gets double penetrated at the same time... boy !!!!😛😛😛😛

Hay me and my boy have uncercomsize penises you want to hang with drillbit Taylor???

Moshing

to jump up and down ; dance like no one is watching

will be found in action at a moshpit

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3h4jtk3n5l

What I just typed into my keyboard, seeing if there was any definition for it.

3h4jtk3n5l!

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A duck!

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!

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naawp

Clearly a group of wankers.

See examples on this page.

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