bi-lingual

The fluent ability to use both an apple computer and a PC interchangeably

Yes, I am bi-lingual, I can comfortably use both a Macintosh and Windows!

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diddlehead

a way to say "fuckhead" in polite company

Geeze, why did you do that? You are *such* a diddlehead!

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ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

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sarcasm

With the use of it any word can be turned into a fuck you statement with undertones of absolute contempt

yeah, what ever you say...

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jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

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