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To beat mercilessly. Most commonly used as a distasteful action verb in jest in regards to a woman.
I swear if that bitch gave me herpes I'll Chris Brown her ass.
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what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*
*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)
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a cop that loves his job a bit too much.
sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.
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When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
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A way of saying double edge sword when you're retarded.
Hong Kong Phooey - You cant set the Bar and Prescedent up high and then ask people to work the next time for 1/2. Its a 2 way sword. (sic)
The UG - LOL
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The appropriate verbal response after bitch slapping a chick who hit you first.
guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.
bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!
guy - you go.
bitch - *slaps guy*
guy - *slaps bitch harder*
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
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