roll hard

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

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LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

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poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

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Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

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cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

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gurgur

Slang term referring to semen; male ejaculatory fluid. (The term is most often used when a female has a mouthful.)

Her eye was sore because I sprayed it with gurgur.

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IBN

very dangerous gang of killers. located in irvington new jersey. can be found often robbing liquor stores.

yo the ibn just blew up a hospital.

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