ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

Hâte

Pronounced (hey-ah-tay)

When you hate someone or something so much you could fuck them/it.

Credit: M. Moore

“God I hâte global warming so much I just wanna suck it’s dick! Hmph!”

zoe cha cha cha

The term of stealing a man (From outer banks) from her bestfriend. She’s also a dumb bitch who loves white blonde Cali boys. She’s confused about her sexual orientation. Doesn’t know what sleep is. Doesn’t know how to throw it back. Doesn’t wear deodorant. Bakes things. Confuses people. Kind. Also a bitch sometimes but overall a great friend. And most importantly, can’t get any dick. :)

Holy shit zoe cha cha cha is lowkey a dumbass.

el roble middle school

The school of crackheads. Periodt.

Damn, students at el roble middle school sure got a lot of problems!

vandenvrijhoef

The last name of a bad bitch, she is unique and soooooo funny!!!! She is the definition of a crackhead.She makes everyone laugh everyday. She is short. She is oddly obsessed with chickens and curses everyday. She’s really nice and supportive, but if you get on her bad side, beware she will not hesitate to chop off your.......

Man, that girl is totally a Vandenvrijhoef! She’s short as hell!