Rumbrella

The part of ones' job that encompasses alcohol distribution/consumption duties.

Hey! That's some nice curvy piece of marketing you've got there! Is that under your Rumbrella?

It will be!

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Dimbo

Think Bimbo/Himbo, only slower.

Brad called over to my place and got the neighbhours involved in trying to wake me up! What a Dimbo!

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snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

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Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.

PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!