Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

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Lactdose

To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.

A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)

Vaginomancy

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

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Beer Digger

An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.

Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.

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