Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

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Intern Lunch

A lunch that takes two or more hours. One must be an intern at a corporation, and be insignificant enough to be gone for two hours or longer without being missed in the company.

Intern #1: Yo you want to go for an intern lunch?
Intern #2: Sure. Should we invite the other intern?
Intern #1: Nah, he's actually smart and contributes to the company.

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Chad

A male, typically of the Caucasian variety. Known for wearing loafers, slacks, and never unbottoning more than one button on his shirt. Chads can be found engaging in meaningless small talk in Fortune 500 companies.

Chad #1: Hello sir, did you have a good weekend?
Chad #2: Oh indeed I did! May I say I like your loafers?
Chad #1: Oh much appreciated. I think your khakis are well pressed!
Chad #2: Indeed!
Together: We are such Chads!

*high five freeze frame

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Morraquita

Morraquita (mo-rra-kee-tah); a young woman, generally of Hispanic descent, who is easily impressed by a man with money, fine clothing, or a seemingly important job (i.e. an office-space with a view and computer screens).

(Guy introducing his girl to his friend at work)

Guy #1: “Mira man, this is my morraquita”
Guy #2: “Do you mean your morrita??”
Guy #1: “Nah man she’s a morraquita, she’s very impressed with my computer screens”
Morraquita: “Wow babe this is where you work?! Cuantas computadoras! Mi novio es muy importante!”