Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.