Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.