birken-nots

Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.

Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots

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free ballin

The act of not wearing underwear, for the male. Embarrassingly evident when the male is wearing polyester pants or sweats or even worse, GOD FORBID spandex!

When Mr. Lumpus lifted his leg on the chair you could totally tell he was free ballin it today...eeew.

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