skateboarding

Skateboarders these days have a two year window you either get good or eat chowder

all the sponsered young fuckers have made the most of their 2 year window.
(but its not about the sponsership its about the fun)

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Zerkler

Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.

Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.

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Kroogen

....To Kroog.

"After the child jumped back into the mom's vagina the doctor declared him a Kroogen."

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Timn

a substitute for any verb or adjective

"Hey what's up?"
"Nothin'...I'm just timn."
or............
"Hell yea...that movie was on that tall timn tip."

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Cattle

To gather up; to cattle

Boo, my smarties spilt! Go cattle 'em up for me, boy!

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camp harlam

home

i love camp harlam

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asshole deepthroat

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.

"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."

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