goolish

Someone who wholesome but fucked in the head, probably was molested by their uncle at a young age.

Marc: Jeez, when I first met them they were pretty positive and caring but I didn't know it wasn't normal.
Marie: Why Marc, they are just goolish, that's all.

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Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.