Amy is someone mysterious you see walking down the hallways every day. Something about their expression and the way they move sparks curiosity in you. You end up asking questions like, âWhy do they smell like gorgonzola and toenail clippings?â and âWhy do they only shower during solar eclipses?â Youâll never know the answer.
Person A: Did someone shit on the floor? It reeks!
Person B: No, thatâs just Amy.