iHole

A militant Apple fan who can't see beyond their often self-fulfilling products - usually a recent convert.

"This iPhone 5 is the most amazing thing that ever was, look it even makes calls!"
"God, you're such an iHole.."

trouser

pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.

Q: How was that new restaurant/show/apartment/lawyer/urban dictionary website?
A: Trouser

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