farmers tan

When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.

After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!

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Fucked Up

something that is really screwed up: Name; your best friend screwing your girlfriend/wife; relative screwing your girlfriend/wife;

see Dyck Trickle;
i just found Johnny knoxville fucking my girlfrien now thats fucked up

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Anna Kournikova

Hot tennis player that every guy in his right mind would want to fuck

I was watching that tennis player Anna, and i swear i could hear her making noises as if she was having an orgasm

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MMMF

"Merrit Mountain Music Festival" regretibly plays country music during the entire show, but still has a great turn out of sexy women and there hats. Rated 3rd place to get laid in Playboy magasine. Full of nude women, sorta like girls gone wild but your actually there:)

i went to the MMMF and watched the wet t-shirt contest then had sex with two hot womem

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suicide

1)to commit death upon ones self to try and prove a point but not being able to see the outcome as he/she is dead
2)according to the movie "The Whole Nine Yards," suicide is committed mostly by dentists

the dentist hung himself in his office not knowing that he was going to miss hi next patient

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Dyck Trickle

got to be one of the worlds most fucked up name

Teacher: Starr, Tara;
Tara: Here
Teacher: Trickle, Dyck;
"Everyone laughs"
Dyck: Uhh...here

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crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

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