Lowville

lowville; pronounced l-owww(as in oww that really hurt)-ville ...1)where the snow blows so hard their one traffic light breaks. 2)a town in the foothills of the Adirondacks 3)a village that ppl, especially children, vows to get out of when they graduate.

a new friend - where are you from?
me - lowville.
friend - what?
me - the place in the middle of nowhere...
friend - i understand.