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uuug i stayed up all night and flaked out on my girlfriend to play an MMORPG
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when some one has smoked so much marijuana that they have wrinkles around their eyes from their eyes being set back alot. this makes them always look high, or permanantly high
(guy 1 takes off sunglasses)
guy 2: dood, are you high right now?
guy 1: no
guy 2: oh, i guess iv never seen you without sunglasses
guy 1: ya, iv got permahigh
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the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
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