Somnia

The latin root somnus which means sleep. The root is used in medical disorders like insomnia, somniphobia or somnambulism (sleepwalking)

Doctor: you may have insomnia
You: oh

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

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TWD

Totally Wonderful Day! Can be used as an acronym for Total white death

nigga 1: TWD! KILL ALL WHITES
nigga 2: thats kinda racist
nigga 1: blacks can’t be racist
nigga 2: you are literally saying kill all whites

ftw

those people say it means “for the win” but it actually means “FUCK THE WHAT”

ftw means for the win right
no it means fuck the what
how do you fuck the word “what”

September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.

it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED

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Al-Nassr

Some oil football club based in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia and plays for the Saudi Pro league. Some notable players are Talisca, Agustin Rossi, and Pristiano Penaldo. In the 22-23 Season, They qualified for the AFC champions league.

pessi fan: lmfaoooo penaldo is going to al-nassr oil club
whiny penaldo fan: stop!!!!!!!

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gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp

sucking on someone’s dick so hard that you are about to rip it off

“AHHHHHH~ DO THE GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP- MMMMMMM~

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