jewfie

A Jew from Newfoundland.

Mix of Newfie and Jewish.

So a Canadian, and American, and a Jewfie all go into a bar...

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franglais

Used most commonly by Canadian high school students, Franglais (French + Anglais, known also as Frenglish) is a mixture of the two languages in order to suit
a) the speaker's knowledge of the language
b) the speaker's laziness in regards to full translation
or c) the speaker's desire to piss off their French/English teacher.

Franglais has been known to be a diplomatic language between Quebec-the rest of Canada students, and students capable of speaking balanced Franglais are generally considered to be bilingual.

Je suis fluent in Franglais.

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George Bush

"...and so he led the country to fascism. A fascist country is one that runs mostly using military power, with a strong sense of nationalism...much like a dictatorship...he used propaganda to discriminate against a certain scapegoat - usually a country or religious group."

-History textbook
"The Rise of Hitler"

Canada still has room for 49% of the American population.

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