ZONK

1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!

Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!

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