Bloody Octopus

The result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. When pressed against the glass, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. The violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus 'bloody.' Flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the glass, generating what is known as the "Cry of the Bloody Octopus."

Jeremy was being a jerk, so I gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch.

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