Spread

When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.

"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
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yeti

When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.

When (insert name) woke up, he was suprised to see 3 of his friends giving him yetis.

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