Beiber dam

1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.

2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.

Beiber, dam... turn that crap off! Jesus!, look at that Beiber Dam over there at the fairgrounds.

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babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.

Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"

dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.

A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.

Californarcissism

1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).

2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.

Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.

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Mongolian Motorcoach

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.

Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.

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Tourbon

1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.

After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!

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