douchesag

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.

Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.

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stillbilly

1. a reclusive, rural, mountain man who lives in the wilderness, and makes moonshine for a living.

2. a stillborn billy goat

The history of Nascar can be traced back to a backwoods "stillbilly" named Jed, who made and smuggled White Lightning Moonshine in a fast car.

Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.

1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.

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Investmental

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.

In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.

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ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

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Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

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drag shag

1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.

Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?

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