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When cumming in a girls mouth you reenact Liu Kang's bicycle kick and mimic his yell.(this must be done while sitting down or lying down)
I was lying down on my bed, while Betty was giving me head I Liu Kanged the bitch and accidentally kicked her in the face.
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before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.
Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!
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once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"
I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her
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Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.
A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.
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