OJ

A quality, American-made name for a baby, be it boy or girl. Originates from Oj Simpson, an black American entrepreneur, famous for investing in KFC, due to his outright nigganess. He proud nigga, he a.

Marty: Delilah, our baby is SOO beautiful!
Delilah: I know, I wonder what name would fit him.
Marty: Let's call him, Oj.

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Facebook

A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches

Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?

Nig nog

Grape juice, garnished with an entire watermelon. Usually drunk as a celebratory beverage during the holidays, by African-Americans.

Cory: "Ay DeShawn! You gots any o' da stuff?"
DeShawn: "Oh, you mean nig nog? Yeah, I gots da stuff!"

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Lizzie

A splendiferous creature that leaves a trail of pink glitter in its wake. Has been known to have fairy-like features and attributes and a voice that puts angels to shame. Its beauty cannot be described by text-only definition.

"Son, your mother is such a Lizzie. I love her."

"Dad, do you think I'll marry a Lizzie when I'm older?"

"Of course, Son. Every good man deserves a Lizzie."

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Emo

While little known, 'emo' is short for emotional. One can be emo, while portraying /any/ emotion, though the word is usually not used to represent any other emotion than sadness; agony; mental pain.

This word generally comes with a negative connotation, especially when someone is labeled it by outstanding parties, rather than claiming it for his or her self.

A harsh definition of an emo person is someone who cuts his or her body, out of desperation. While people do this on occasion, most of them are likely only looking for attention in the form of scars marking up their bodies. A truly emo person would not want anyone to know about his or her negative thoughts.

One who claims to be emo likely listens to music that portrays these dark emotions through its lyrics and sometimes instrumentation.

'Emo' can also be used to describe this type of music. An example of an emo, or emo-influenced, band is Hawthorne Heights.

Example 1.
Carter: Brad, how did you get those scars?! Is someone hurting you?!
Brad: My only enemy is myself...I-I'm emo, Carter.

Example 2.
Casey: Quit your crying, you little emo baby.
Megan: But what point is there in living?

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