push-kart

1. A kart that you push

2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation

3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour

4. You, you fucking push-kart

1. "Hey that kid has a small kart and he is pushing it, but what, oh what do you call that kart?"

"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."

"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."

"Shut up."

2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."

3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"

"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"

"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"

4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"

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Absinthe

One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)

Just go to the supermarket and buy some. But real absinthe is always better.

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Tails

Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick

A little brown 2 tailed fox

A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things

Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced

Can use his 2 tails to fly

TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you

GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it

TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!

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clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!

She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!

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