Andy

The guy whose face is incredibly comfortable to sit on. It is the most lush pillow that has ever been known to man, feeling better than a baby primate's buttocks on a sweet summer evening. It's like marshmallow clouds that call softly to you, beckoning you to come hither in all its irresistible glory. You'll become like the Chicago River once you sit on an Andy's face, overflowing so much that you'd be able to turn a desert into a lush field.

"Damn, I really want to Andy that guy in the astronomy tower, I will absolutely grind against that dude's face because I hope some of his sex-godness rubs off on me."