The opposite of winning the lottery.
John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.
31π 192π
1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
56π 28π
What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.
I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!
9π 72π
Two fruits that, when combined, become the most bad ass superfruit ever.
I'm going to eat me some strawberry banana yogurt, because it kicks serious ass.
71π 29π
A homosexual orgy.
There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.
24π 42π
This is what you do when you can't think of any other way to break up with your girlfriend.
I didn't want to hurt Jane's feelings, so I just threw her ass under the bus instead.
23π 128π
That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.
I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.
88π 43π