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Hinder

Sweat that forms around the top of one's ass crack. This sweat is uncomfortable and unsightly. Named after the crappy band, Hinder.

Last night while listening to some awful band, my ass crack formed an ocean of hinder.

by fozter December 29, 2009

81πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


[panus]

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.

She rubbed my panus. Gently.

by fozter November 22, 2008

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

by fozter June 24, 2009

5πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by fozter March 26, 2010

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


mimeicide

To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.

Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"

Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."

by fozter June 25, 2009


Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by fozter June 3, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž