To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob
I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love
To yank your schmeckel while taking a doo doo
Bobby is performing a yankee doo doo in the bathroom at work because he has a staff meeting at 1pm