drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.

last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!

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twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

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jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts

check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.

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funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

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extreme footjob

when one performs the act of a footjob to a male (barefoot & dry) until male comes to completion. then when he ejaculates, use the sperm as a lubricant and proceed to continue giving a footjob until at least 3 or more seperate orgasms have been achieved.

i got an extreme footjob last night by jenny!

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valente

in italian it means "valuable"

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!

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training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

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