AFK Alfred

A person who is always logged on, but never actually there.

Cool Person(7:02): Hey Britton sup man?
Cool Person(7:05): Hello?
Britton is now away.
Cool Person(7:09): Wow what an AFK Alfred, why does he bother ever logging on?

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Ball Loser

A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.

Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.

Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?

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