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scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019


Nibbly-Dinns

Having Nibblies for Dinner instead of a full sit down meal.

"what do you feel like for dinner ?"..... "Dunno.... Lets just have Nibbly-Dinns tonight"

by frecklemonster May 31, 2017


guppy bubble

When a chick blows bubbles with your sperm your guppies from her mouth.

She sucked me off and then blew a Guppy Bubble

by frecklemonster May 22, 2017