Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.
The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!
The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.
No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.
Me and my homies are having a bunch Mountain Hoes over at the double-wide tonight. Wanna come hang out?
The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.
"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."
An abbreviated version of the slur "titsoon".
I overheard someone in the gas station calling a black guy a "tsoon". I wonder what that could mean...
Slang for smelling salts. Originates from "Atomic Rhino Red Line" smelling salts branding.
"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly."
"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."
Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.
"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."