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Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.
Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".
The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.
"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."
Yo man! You got any of that tree butter you were selling last week?
What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.
I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!