metal

A genre of music with atleast 100 sub-genres, none of which fit the same definition. basically any type of rock that's heavier than rock, exept for some metal which isn't all that heavy but still called metal for some reason. Powermetal is called metal because it's not like rock.

metal guitar solos are sound the same. Death metal has to be the worst form of metal.

and progressive band these days is called metal even if they aren't heavy at all.

So to sum up, metal is any kind of music with electric guitars. Exept for acoustic metal.


See what metal has become? Too many sum-genres

Person: Hey man, want to listen to some metal?

Person2: sure, what kind?

Person: nu-grind-black-goth-thrashy powermetal but with fukin harash vocals and a flute player.

Person2: what the fuck? I'm going to go listen to Black Sabbath.

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cootery

A strong pungant odor coming from a female crotch

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Japin

An Adj. used to to describe a person place or thing as highly favorable or enjoyable.

That bitches ass is japin like a mother fucker

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