jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

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fart pipe

Ass Hole! The fart pipe is the Greek name for "Arse", as told by the ancient Egyptians in the times right before the fall of Rome.

I will take a swipe at my wife's fart pipe, eventually moving into the "tapping of the brownstar"

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