rude girls

Rude girls, are alot like rude boys exept they have female genitalia. They dress like sluts and wear more sovereign rings than they have fingers.
There are 3 main types of rude girl:

1) The pregnant ones
2) The ones tht act like blokes.
3) The gangsta wannabes

key:
1.) These rude gals are around the ages of 11-16 they are obviously up the duff and are not affraid to show it. They still dress like slappers and wear shitloadz of tacky "gold" jewllery either from argos, costing a fiver a piece, or stolen. They are seen mostly in places like bus stops, street corners, on the park or outside a shop. They are always seen with the "crew" or "posse" which consists of other 'rude' girls and boys. Includin the ones listed above. Despite their physical state, they still manage to get drunk and smoke, very responsible! 9 times out of 10 they wont know who the father is and if they do hes probably 25 with 4 other kids.

2.) The ones who act like blokes are normally the "hardest" They like to beat up people for crimes like, crossing the street or looking near them, sayin phrases such as, "you fuckin startin or summat?" and "Ye cum on then Ill fuckin batter ya!" They act like blokes because theyve already beaten up their female friends and therefore have only got lads to be mates with although theyve probly slept with all of them about 6 times anyway. They all smoke weed because they think it makes them "cool" and they drink 20-20 or £2 vodka that they got from aldi. These, although act and dress like male "rudes" av most likely been pregnant at least 4 times before.
3.) Gangsta wannabe rude girls are the ones that try to be like the above but just arnt. Theyre not "ard" but like to think it and are usually also slags that wear short skirts (if u can call them skirts) and tops that look like they were made for a 5 yr old. They wear shitloads of stolen and naf makeup and so many "gold" chains that it weighs them down.

1.) (Pregnant 1)
"Ye omg giv saves on that joint, here old my lite of vodka cuz ma babys kickin again, feel it!!?

2.) (bloke one)
"Oi u fuckin twat, u startin? wanna fight cuz ill fuckin batter ya! I seen u lookin near me! U better watch yasen Ill get u shot."

3.) (wannabe)
"yo wassup look at ma new chain, 8oz! Propper gold anall, not tht shitty stuff, nicked sum eyeshadow anall its green!" (ye the same colour as ur necks goin luv!)

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trendies

Well Im apparently what would be classed as a "trendy" and im gunna put sum stuff str8...

Ye, the gals are obsessed with makeup and stuff but so what, Just cuz they want to look nice, most of the girls are really unconfident anyway and for them its the easiest way to cover it up. Theyre not "slags" theyre just livin life and havin fun.

The lads are idiots mostly and i agree totally, theyre immature but funny and are also obsessed with football and other sports that involve balls (which they havent actualy got so it makes up for it!)Oh and they dont all like darkness they actually have different tastes like u! I know, I know.. amazin isnt it!

And another that pisses me off is that all people like goths n stuff say tht we are sheep and "follow" each other in what we wear but if thats true then surley goths are sheep to because they all follow each other and wear and what they listen to? Im not one of those ppl who call ppl different to me, in fact it pisses me off as much as it duz u Im just proving a point that theyre not all what you think and are actually nice ppl, after all everyones got their own oppinions and views so think what u want Im just provin ma point!

Group of goths stood there all wearin black with black hair... "God look at those trendies all wearin the same clothes and got their hair up the same, twats."

...how ironic!

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