your horse eats sand

An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.

Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."

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Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

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