FAG

Flight Attendant Guy. Ironic, because most male flight attendants are also gay, really gay. Most FAG's are named Gary or Lance or something to that effect, and they are usually sort of annoying.

Captain: Ugh Jared, who's our flight attendant today?
First Officer: Some FAG, I think his name is Gary.
Captain: I hope he doesn't come up here and try and make small talk.

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