Squidward

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

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penus

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

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