Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

ABI

Application Brogramming Interface

Derek: Sup man, I just learned this sweet jQuery ABI. It lets you send pictures of you lifting, adds a few muscles, and adds the tagline "Do you even lift?"
Todd: Shweeeet