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Simple Plan

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...

Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

92πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


sexual harassment

Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.

Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

2193πŸ‘ 961πŸ‘Ž


Halo 2

Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.

Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.

by friend of bob September 26, 2005

809πŸ‘ 350πŸ‘Ž


dodgy

British counterpart of the U.S. slang shady

I find it a wee-bit dodgy

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

890πŸ‘ 260πŸ‘Ž


street sweeper

Slang for a type of shotgun that is drum fed, consequently ammo capacity is a bit larger that any other shotgun.

Street sweepers (in pertinence to firearms) are NOT submachine pistols or any other non-shotgun type firearm.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

343πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


Denali

Indie band with female vocals. The singer's voice sounds of bleakness and despair.

Do not listen to this band if you watch MTV or like the current trends of rock music for you are too stupid for Denali.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

34πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


hater boys

Term used to describe police officers

Oh shit! Its the hater boys! Get the fuck out of here!!

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

9πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž